JOEY "HASHBROWN" HACKETT
PROFESSIONAL RODEO CLOWN BARRELMAN
"never hear anything you can't repeat in church"
Personal Dance Instructor
showcases several different
dance moves from the 50's
to modern!
The Gift Wrap Act
Every kid wants to know what's in the package before Christmas but can't wrap it back like it was. This machine does it for you all while monitoring Santa's location!
Garage Sale has several pieces of junk
that end up tickling the funny bones. Then the
NASA Rocket is revealed!! Great reaction.
Glambulance
Get ready for the Fashion Police!! Bringing in the Glambulance to transform an ol' hag to a Rodeo Queen!!
RODEO PATROL
When an escaped prisoner shows up at the arena, the Rodeo Patrol is on the job!! Well, sorta.....
Redneck Olympics gets the men
against the women for a battle of
the sex's. Gets em spinnin!!
The Prity Kity 2000!!
The quick and safer way to wash your Kity at home! Just add kity and soap.
Flush and Release!!
Other acts include; Virus Pump, Redneck Olympics, Molenator, Hat Cleaner, Cat Washing Machine, and brand new for the 2017 season, Alien surprise gift, and The Magic Gift Re-Wrapper!! A machine that lets you open your gifts to see what they are and then re-wrap them so nobody knows!!! Even Santa!!